Isolated Dialogue for Translators:
NIELS: Okay, well, that’s not a thing.
BOHR: Probably because it sounds like you are taking two useful things and making one shitty thing.
NIELS: That is likely why it is not a thing.
NIELS: Also, I’d like to point out that the only reason you didn’t kill a bunch of people you shouldn’t have with your the last sword was because it was MAGIC.
TYPH: I’m getting that impulse under control…
NIELS: Yes, but until it IS under control, maybe something a little less instant-killy?
TYPH: No, I want the stabbies!
NIELS: SIGH – Let’s clear our heads over here…
TYPH: Fine, yes, maybe I need to be a little less impulsive about handling my impulsiveness.
NIELS: That’s the spirit.
BOHR: May I make a suggestion?
BOHR: Have you considered a warhammer? Big blunt business in the front, pointy stab party in the back.
TYPH: So it’s the mullet of hand-to-hand combat weapons.
BOHR: I guess, yes?
TYPH: I suppose hammering Coriander’s privates into paste would have been just as satisfying. MAYBE even more so. Yeah, yeah, I could be into that.
NIELS: That’s, uh, that’s the spirit?